#6297 Dear girls, we don't like you for your bodies, we like you for your brains. Sincerely, the zombie community.

#6296 HA HA I knew my bitch ass gramps I call paw paw, I knew he would run his bitch mouth get your ass thrown down the mutha fuckin steps again, run that god DAMN mouth again you basterd! He called me a tramp cause I wanted tobring a boy to our christmas dinner and I havent even fucked him yet I HATE MY FAMILY THEY CAN GO DIE I HOPE THEY FUKING DIE TONIGHT

#6295 I am a criminal justice major, I am also a state licensed security enforcement officer! I have the power to detain,arrest,question and search you just as a real live police man does. I also carry a gub, a baton, law enforcement certified with it and OCC pepper spray and authentick hand cuffs just as the police and sherrif's ofice uses.

#6294 I have an addictive and self destructive nature. I control it by behaving for the majority of the year. But when I start to feel restless and bored, I choose a new name to go by in a strange place, and binge in outrageous parties, drugs, and multiple sexual partners. After I get it out of my system I am a model citizen. My friends have an idea but not the extent of what I do to feel regulated and normal.

#6293 I just graduated and I can't see myself starting a career and all that. I just want to be high and eat pancakes all the time.

#6292 My dick: M16. Yo dick: broken vending machine.

#6291 I'm constently trying to not kill myself but I've run out of ideas. It's like
Reasons to live:
1. ... ...
*drinks bleach*

#6290 I went to UNT in 2007. I used to offer this cute freshman girl drugs in exchange for demeaning tasks. I would take blackmail pictures to keep her around too, but I didn't tell her that I lost them all when my phone fried. Before any deal went down, I made her suck my dick, then I made her do things like run from the auditorium to kerr in less than 10 minutes without being seen, at night, naked, with the words FREE SLUT written on her chest. If she failed, I'd invite my friends and make her give them sexual favors as a penalty, if she still wanted the stuff of course. It was a power over you thing. She wants drugs for free so I made her do humiliating work for them. She finally ended up transfering just to get away from me like the stupid bitch she is. She had such a nice tongue though, the guys all thought so too. I got arrested for posesion like a month later though so whatevs.