#2575 So I woke up this morning and got on my computer to check my email and I heard a tapping sound and my roommate snoring to my right. At first I didn't think much about it but after about a minute of it I looked over and there sat my roommate (still asleep) and he was just sitting there jacking off while still wearing his underwear and snoring. I woke him up and he said "Why am I touching my balls?" and then went straight back to sleep. Weirdest morning I've ever had...

#2574 The truth is, I really don't do any gaming at all anymore. My last console was the PS2 and I think gaming as a whole has been going downhill since the N64 and officially died along with the Dreamcast. I played several games at my friend's house and honestly, while they look graphically impressive, they are just so easy and uninteresting that I don't even bother with them, that and every other game seems to be a call of duty wannabe. The console wars are stupid too, at least with Sega vs Nintendo, it was all about better games and schoolyard brawls, but with current console wars, it's nothing but a bunch of fat neckbeards living in mommy's basement wanking off over which system has the better graphics and how high end super 1337 your PC you built with daddy's paycheck is. The point of this is, I spend my time I could be gaming, building my skills in other areas that can actually help me in life, making friends, taking my girlfriend places, working out, working, and just plain getting ahead in life.

#2573 The Hispanic guy that works in the Technical Communications Lab has THE most perfect smile.

#2572 To: Initials CS in [Sorority],
I try to not smile when I see you but it's literally impossible. Your face makes me happy, so keep doin' you. You're much better off without him, and I hope you know that, fyi.

#2570 A while back, these girls came into my dorm's tv lounge. They were asking people about the importance of human touch. They asked to interview me, and I said yes. So they did, and at the end, the girl asking the questions asked if I would hug her, and I agreed. She gave me the first hug I had received since I came to school (a span of about three months). I was feeling so alone, and this stranger hugged me as if I was her friend. It made me feel so loved, as I was feeling terribly alone. Thank you, whoever you are. I wish you the best.

#2571 tonight (12/4) at big mike's there was a super hot blond guy who looked like tate from AHS. i wanted to say something but didn't wanna seem weird!

#2557 I've been faking it since we started having sex last year. Your shit's not that great and I really hope you go out there and embarrass yourself now that we're done. Good riddance.

#2569 On the way home from break I accidentally flashed a janitor in the airport.
How it happened was: I was in the bathroom and zipped up my jacket so I wouldn't have to worry about it in the stall. For some reason it got a little tight when I sat and it ended up scrunching up the front of my torso. What I hadn't realized was that it also pushed up my shirt and bra (all cotton so that's why I didn't notice any under wire movement)a considerable ways past my chest. So when I finally got done with my business and left, I stopped outside the bathroom door and decided it was too warm to leave my jacket on. I unzipped it and felt this blast of air on my skin and knew something was up. Figured it out real quick and pulled down all the necessary things and luckily no one else was around or paying attention except aforementioned janitor. It was completely on accident and in my defense I've never had this sort of problem before or since with that jacket. And even though I was extremely embarrassed and rushed out of there as fast as I could, the look on that janitor's face was priceless.

And since I know people are gonna be wondering: 38C.