#2686 I mean reality sucks, the world is a cancer and shit's so bad that it's scary. Everything's filthy. But you know what? One day it's not gonna be here. So just be glad you know what life is. You're alive. Live.

#2685 I have spent so much time refreshing the registrar's page to know when I will be taking all my finals. If UNT would have had a contingency plan, I would have invested those hours studying. This is just insane. I was supposed to be done by Tuesday with all my finals. And, now I go all the way to Friday night 11:00pm. Thanks UNT.

#2684 I paid one of those online sites to have my paper written. I feel guilty as hell right now for doing this. I just really didn't want to read this professor's husband's book, which was repetitive of the lecture and throughout the book the same! Has anyone else paid for a paper written? Felt this guilty about it?

#2683 I really hate the word "retarded." It's basically the N-word to people with disabilities, and I hear it around campus all the time. Please, please, please stop. There are other words you can use instead.

#2682 I am a big fan of Lil Wayne

#2681 Taking posts from tumblr, reddit, 9gag, or any other site and posting them as confessions does not make you witty or clever.

#2680 I love giving head but I don't want to give my boyfriend head. Is that weird?

#2679 I've been doing worse and worse academically every year. My motivation is just gone. Been here five years too which is way too long.