#2742 I had to fuckin' drop a class at the beginning of the fuckin' semester faster than you can say computer because I was watching a fucking funny Youtube video before the class got started and farted really fucking loud. I said excuse me but people looked at me like they were fuckin' pissed, man! I got out of the fucking class faster than you can say dynamite and dropped that son bitch faster than you can say pie.

#2741 I sometimes hear one of my suite mates tear pieces of paper (sometimes even the cardboard roll) and use it to wipe his ass.

#2740 I'd do my professor if he'd give me an A

#2739 I'm a straight guy and people give me shit for listening to girlie songs. Okay, I'll admit, I like listening to Mariah Carey - Obsessed, Pussycat Dolls - Dontcha and Stick With u, Fantasia, Ciara (especially Body Party), Christina Aguilera (especially the song Ain't No Other Man), Shakira (Especially Hips Don't Lie) and some Fergie tracks. People give me shit for listening to them... but those songs I just listed are just so catchy and have good beats! For every straight man out there violating guy code by listening to these types of songs... this confession if for you! My hips don't lie (Shakira)... and I have soul, I have class, I have style and I'm bad (Christina Aguilera)!

#2738 When I was in high school, I was givin' my friend shit because he was datin' his second cousin. He looked at me straight in the eye and told me that I would never get close to getting laid again and told me I would never get laid. 5 years down the road, I still remember this and no matter how much I try with women, I cannot get laid or women are hostile towards me! He cursed me!

#2737 I am a 21 year old virgin dude. I have actually thought about renting a Shelby Mustang GT for a day and arriving at Fry Street on Thursday night in my rented Shelby Mustang, a suit and tie, sun glasses, music loud and listening to Blurred Lines. It is just a thought. I know if I actually go through with this, I will get a ton of ass... maybe even engage in 3somes and orgies that night!

#2736 I like to watch the show Naked Vegas. It gives me an instant hard on watching naked women get painted on. Great show for jerking off.

#2735 In the defense of #2613. Yes, people, he should use a condom. But girls like to eaten out and give bareback blowjobs. Do you really think a girl will want to have sex with you if you tell her that you don't want to eat her out in fear of STDs? Let's face it, people who have STDs don't know they have STDs because people don't get tested like they should.