#2750 Where are all the nice boyfriend material guys at UNT?

#2749 For the first half of the semester my grades were straight A's, and my parents were proud they bragged to all of their clients about how awesome and perfect I am for doing so well. However,some how my grades slipped during the second half of the semester. When I saw them during Thanksgiving everyone was asking how my grades were doing I lied and told everyone I was still making all A's, because I didn't want to disappoint them so I lied and dug an even bigger hole for myself. Now I don't know how to let my parents know that my GPA will probably be a 2.0-2.6 for the first semester of college. They will most likely say I didn't try hard enough when I really did try. I don't know what to do I know I'm going to have to tell them and let them down eventually though.

#2748 I used UNT Confessions to pick up a girl.. saw her comment on a post, requested her got her number and now I'm in her home.. big shout out to UNT Confessions!

#2747 Crazy construction, funding cuts to the library, terrible end-of-semester ice storm ... boy, am I glad I graduated in May. Even though I miss it sometimes, sounds like it's a bit of a clusterfuck over there at the mo'.

But hey, our football team did pretty well! That's kind of a first ... XD

#2746 Everytime I shut my eyes to go to sleep (which is a commodity these days), my phone blows the fuck up.

#2745 I think it's a huge double standard that when a woman orgasms quickly it's a good thing, but when a guy does it, suddenly he's a "Bad lover."

#2744 In regards to the argument about having too many sex partners; some of my closest friends have had sex with multiple people, and that didn't make them bad, but isn't sex something personal? I don't know, maybe I'm just weird, but I wouldn't want to be that intimate with that many people, regardless of how physically good it felt. Whether you're religious or not, sex is something at least a little special, and although being sexually active is fine, I do think having more than twenty partners by the age of twenty is strange.

#2743 Because I'm an anxious pooper, I sometimes bring in my brothers old crutches, prop em against the wall, and use the handicap stall in my halls bathroom for my longterm immense dookies.