Friday, 13 December 2013 11:18 AM
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#2799 To the beast of a woman (in a good way) who lifts in purple spandex pants, at the rec: you and your boyfriend look like an awesome couple.
Couples that get swole together, hold together.
Friday, 13 December 2013 09:14 AM
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#2798 I'm a guy. and if you've seen the Disney movie Frozen, you can relate. But I would have a threesome with Hans and Kristoff.
Friday, 13 December 2013 08:47 AM
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#2797 If it wasn't for this ice storm I probably would've failed this semester but due to all of my professors canceling their finals and giving me an A I was able to pass
Friday, 13 December 2013 08:29 AM
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#2796 I don't think I'd be able to survive college if it wasn't for whataburger
Friday, 13 December 2013 07:09 AM
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#2795 I don't get how people can drink so much of that Monster/Red Bull/Energy drink crap, which tastes like shit to me. I know people that drink like 5 cans of that super caffeinated shit a day. Take it easy on the diabetes!
Friday, 13 December 2013 04:05 AM
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#2794 All ethics aside (it's easy to do if you try), slavery got shit done. Just look at the pyramids.
Friday, 13 December 2013 03:55 AM
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#2793 Why are they building a greek life center? Who gives a shit about greek life? What a waste of parking spaces.
Friday, 13 December 2013 03:08 AM
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#2792 Getting fucked on the third level of the Library men's restroom. Drunk? Check ??
So naughty it was only right. Gay sex, the best sex