#2815 I'm going to be in Denton for most of winterbreak and I need my good friend Mary to keep me company. Does anyone have any connects near the 14fiftyone apartments?

#2814 I failed one of my finals for a stupid reason. This one girl that sits in front of me decided to wear extremely short shorts that exposed her ass almost completely. Since she was sitting on a stool, I could not help but stare at her amazing ass for a majority of the time. Couldn't concentrate, and before I knew it the test was over and it took her the entire class to do it. I got a 7 on the test and my grade dropped from a potential A all the way to a D all because I couldn't stop thinking about giving HER the D. FML. Dat ass tho!

#2813 I need more anthropologically-minded friends in my life.

#2811 A guys dick went limp while we were havin sex. he said it was because he took sleeping pills before coming over, but now I have a feeling my pussy is loose.

#2810 I think I'm falling for my FWB. I've been wanting to say something about it for a while now, but there's no easy way to tell someone that they are your sun and moon when you're barely a star in their sky.

#2809 I have no respect for girls that fuck on the first night.

During my years of driving, I have seen a few accidents and close calls when people turn left. I think that ALL traffic signals should have the "turn left on green arrow" signal. It would stop accidents and people getting pissed when the person doesn't turn in time.

#2807 I had sex ontop of the roof of willis. It was awesome ;)