#2824 I bleached my butthole and now it burns every time I take a shit. What should I do?

#2823 I was playing with anal beads and lost them.

#2822 I was dating this guy for a few weeks and he finally asked me to be his girlfriend (about two months of dating). He also said he had been wanting to ask me to be his girlfriend for some time. Well I finally felt comfortable opening up and letting my guard down. Not even five days after being an official couple, he breaks up with me. The thing that upsets me most is that I was in a relationship with a guy for 2.5 years and I didn't have feelings for him the way I felt after two minutes into our first date. Why do guys make you feel comfortable and safe then bam, no more interest.
Any suggestions/comments?

#2821 I got an A in a class I really should've gotten an F in! I failed the very first test in that class with a 38, since there's only 4 test grades I figured there's no way I can pass now so I just quit going but I forgot to actually drop it and by the time I checked the drop date already passed and the class already took its 2nd test which I didn't take since I just stopped going. Today he posted final grades and he put me down for an A because instead of giving me a 38 for that test he accidentally put 388 for it giving me 388/400 in the class and he even put in a 97 and a letter grade A for me. LMFAO this is the greatest thing ever!

#2820 Full Metal Alchemist has, and always has had, by far one of the most epic storylines I have ever had the pleasure of unfolding.

#2819 when a boy does a sayings of how-d do haves of the nice day don't do a mad do a do of beings the nice and

#2818 I hate Caroline. You don't know anything you are talking about. Go away you tall ugly freak I hate you so much. I dont know why everyone loves you you suck. So do los spurs

#2817 My biggest regret was not telling this girl how I felt about her. All I ever told her was that I would date her in a heartbeat, what I really wanted to tell her is that out of everyone I've ever known, she was the one I felt the strongest, almost fate-like connection with, and that I love her. After what happened though, I promised myself to stay out of her life unless they needed me. Looking back now, I can see that was selfish.