#2881 To the short, blonde clarinet player in green brigade and in my 9 am aural skills class(I think she's a freshman music ed major), you're really cute, and we should talk/get together sometime.

#2880 I came to UNT so I could major in Under Water Basket Weaving.

#2879 I'm a freshman and I feel like I still haven't gotten the feel of UNT. Where are all the parties?! I also want to experience Fry street but none of the friends I've made are party goers. I really just want to make more friends who I can party with or just have fun with. Also, do I really have to be 21 to have "real fun" on Fry street? I'm an 18 year old girl and I never had trouble obtaining alcohol before. Ever since I got to UNT I've just been focused on school and work. I just want to have fun too and get the college experience.

#2878 My nipples are pierced. Sorry, Mom and Dad.

#2877 I have had a secret sexual relationship with the same girl for more than a year. Thank you Vanessa for having no shame and going to your boyfriends after I cum on your stomach.

#2876 This is my first semester at UNT, and I done fucked up big time. I stopped going to classes, didn't turn in coursework, didn't take finals, and failed all my classes. Yes, all four of them. Now I'm almost sure to be put on probation and have my financial aid reduced. That means I'll have to reduce my course load due to not being able to pay, which will make staying in the dorms even harder (since, IIRC, there's a minimum hour requirement).

I legitimately don't know what to do now, and at the moment I'm too apathetic to do anything about it.

#2875 I swear to God if one person makes that same joke again, I will punch him/her in the face.Oh yes, I am from Turkey you motherfucker.

#2874 You guys remember RuneScape, that game that was kinda popular in 2006-2007? I still play it. Not "I started playing it again," but still play.