#2897 Just had a thought, what if getting STDs was like tag? If you have one, and then have sex, you no longer have it but your partner does. Would that be better or worse?

#2896 I've payed my way thru college with the help of financial aid & selling Kush. S/o to the UNT student body for being such heavy smokers. Couldn't go to school without ya.

#2895 It pisses me off when people who've started to overcome a flaw in themselves start rudely judging people who have that same flaw.

#2894 There's three types of college students. 1) The ones who study to get an A 2) The ones who don't have to study to get an A... then there's 3) The ones who cheat to get an A. I have a 3.2 GPA and the most I've read after 78 hours of schooling is two paragraphs of all the books combined.

#2893 I fuck my girlfriend quite a bit. She lives in a private, but has the most awkward suitmate. One day after we had our fun, her suitmate slipped me a note while I was in the bathroom. It was her telling me that she likes to finger herself to our love-making sounds and wants to join one day. She's not that attractive, but the thought of having a threesome makes her oh-so appealing to me. So now I'm trying to find a way to bring it up to my girlfriend, cuz I want to fuck that awkward bitch in the ass sooooo bad!

#2892 "Nice to meet you whateverthefuck" say do you smoke? "I live in denton don't I?" #nuffsaid #aintworriedboutnothin

#2891 I stole a star off of someone's Christmas decorations at West Hall. She posted on the West Hall, page about it later. I hope she sees this because I think it's hilarious.

#2890 I live everyday by my favorite verse, from my favorite book in the bible.
"And then god said: smoke weed everyday."
~Snoop 4:20