#3128 It really weirds me out that my gay friends flirt with me more and more. I get it, you like dick, I don't care. But I'm not about to start riding the D train cuz you find me attractive and agree that yes this jacket does look amazing on me.

#3127 I don't care what the rest of the world thinks, but I believe episodes I, II, and III of star wars are just a delight.

#3126 Once a friend was complaining about being single and lonely, so I asked her out. To this day I still feel insulted by her saying no, not because of the "friendzone" but cuz she would rather be depressed and alone then go on a date.

#3125 Once a few friends thought I got hurt in a motorcycle accident and was genially scarred for me. Before then I never wore a helmet because it never occurred to me people would miss me if died.

#3124 I like to fart extra loud in public restrooms to see if I can get somebody to laugh.

#3123 I once took such a powerful shit I pulled a muscle in my leg. I then had to make up an excuse for why I was limping for the rest of the day.

#3122 There was a girl with really short hair working in the rec center on Monday a little after 5, at the rock wall, and she was absolutely stunning. I try not to stare at pretty girls, but I did a double take at least three times while I was leaving. It's rare to see a girl as beautiful as her.

#3121 So I'm a bigger girl, not like morbidly obese but over weight. I am trying to find a work out buddy who won't judge me for being the fat girl at the gym. I have noticed that when I work out with someone else my work outs go way faster. I don't live on campus but I plan on working out at the gym at school Tuesdays and Thursdays since I will literally be on campus almost all day. I would like a buddy that has experience working out that can give me some guidance on a work out plan. Any takers?