#3152 I always know when one of my suite mates is pooping because they turn on the shower only for like two minutes. Girls typically don't take two minute showers, you're not fooling anyone. ;)

#3151 I'm not the type that would typically consider Greek Life. But I think I've decided to give it a go. What sororities are having spring recuitment, and how would I go about getting involved?

#3150 I hate that my company is never enough for people. My friend came here and I was her only major friend, and having spent a year here with no friends, I wanted to keep her company, so I hung out with her a lot and all of that, but I guess the company of one introverted guy wasn't good enough, and she always complained about being lonely. This always happens. I would be fine with one person who really cared about me. I mean, I had to learn to be fine with nobody. Why can't anybody appreciate what they have? I get wanting to meet new people, but they never knew how hard I worked to try to keep them from not feeling like they were alone. I failed, I guess.

#3149 Every now and then I fantasize about my ex-boyfriend. Typical, I know, but I fantasize about him and my current girlfriend in a threesome. It's never going to happen because he lives so far away now, but damn it's hot. I'm not sure whether or not I should feel guilty.

#3148 Last semester was the first semester I smoked week every day. It was the only semester at UNT that I’ve gotten a 4.0…….. You know what they say; if it ain’t broke don’t stop smokin weed.

#3147 I fucked up really badly, you guys. So last semester, I was at a party and saw this super gorgeous Asian chick. My drunken self decided to break the ice, and after an hour or so of small talk and an exchange of numbers (I was drunk, okay?), we hooked up for the evening. It was perhaps the best sex I've ever had, and a sure as Hell wonderful way to end the semester.

Today, she called me and broke the news that she was pregnant. My throat started to dry, my heart started to pound very heavily, and tears started to roll down my eyes. We got in this huge fight, and my mom got scared and said “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near, The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror, If anything I could say that this cab was rare, But I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, And I yelled to the cabby yo homes smell ya later, Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

#3146 I've always been disgusted with those who say they would screw their professor for a better grade... And then I went to my last class today, and met JMD. I instantly felt a connection, and he's the most beautiful man I have met in a long time. I definitely wouldn't mind getting to know him on many levels(; and I mean, if it just so happens to help improve my grade, well it's just a plus!(:

#3145 I keep having this reoccurring dream that I'm at this girls wedding. The bride is a girl who I was really good friends with, but things happened, and long story short, I still have feelings. Anyway, I don't want to be there, but she begged me to come I have no idea why. The worst part is that I'm starting to think its a premonition.