#3289 To #3207 - When I tell women they look pretty, beautiful, fantastic, etc, etc... they get fuckin' pissed and defensive. So maybe you are just one of the few women who can take a compliment.

#3288 When my roomates are out, I like to wear a bra and look at myself in the mirror and take selfies, pretending I have breasts. I am a guy... I dunno it is kinda fun.

#3287 One day, I would like to create a sex toy. My sex toy will be called the Realnis. It is going to be a foot long penis that comes in different shapes, colors, hairy or shaved and circumcised and uncircumsized. The Realnis will have the feel and look of a real penis. And if you jerk off, suck off or insert the Realnis into your vagina or other holes, it will have the ability to spray a white, edible liquid.

#3286 I said "Macbeth" on the University Stage in the RTFP Building.

#3285 So... I need friends. I am a female seeking female friends. I was lame and didn't do anything this weekend because I had no friends to do so.

#3284 I found my old copy of Ocarina of Time just today. I popped it into my old N64 and continued where I left off like 10 years ago, right after pulling out the Master Sword. I got to the redeads outside and NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE! And this is coming from someone who's played through games like Amnesia.

#3283 To the Scottish guy I met on the 17th: you are super cute! And I hope I run into you again before you go back to Scotland!

#3282 When I post on UNT confessions I like to drop small hints to what I look like/am in to/where I live because I actually want someone to see my posts and be like "I think I know who this person is. Huh, didn't know so-and-so was into that. Maybe she's up for a quality shagging." Unfortunately most replies go "plot twist:fat chick" and my ball-less, moniter hiding anonymous disguise is forever tainted as a thirsty, fat, internet harlet. Without sounding too vain, I can assure you I am not unappealingly gross and distasteful, to keep fit I am involved in mma and try to stay within the grounds of dark, yet classy apparel as far as looks go.
On another note, I haven't ladyfapped in god knows how long out of courtesy to my hardworking roomate in need of some quiet, downtime. MY TIME WILL COME.