#3371 I'm actually a high-ranking government official. I'm also a Jewish, vampiric, Communist, reptilian agent of the Illuminati. I personally oversee the fluoridation of your waters, the pus-squeezing into your milk, and I make those backwards messages in Lady Gaga albums. Soon I will make you all servants to the Freemasons and prepare for the great Cthulhu. You'll never catch me, Goyims!

#3370 Man, who's that purple haired girl I see biking around campus? I've always wanted to say something to her, but I don't know how to approach someone on a bike, especially if they're going fast.

I think the bike is pink, if that's any help identifying her.

#3369 I was walking outside the rec and looked over just in time to see a guy drive past casually getting a blow job.

#3368 I want to fuck my neighbor. I feel like he'd go for it, but i don't know how to go about asking for that. I feel like next time I see him I should just grab him and kiss him and see if that gets it.

#3367 I would like some advice from women..especially single mothers but guys can weigh in as well..I have been dating this woman with a 2 year old and I'm not sure if there is a future in this ...for one she is legally married but not with her husband and she just recently filed for bankruptcy and is about to lose her home..when we go out for every hour were out I have to pay $15.00 to her babysitter at home watching her daughter..mind you I have never met or spoken to the baby sitter and I'm not a parent so idk if this is the standard baby sitting fee or if it's too high or too low..I've paid for everything when we go out including her gas / fuel and her ciggarettes.. (I don't smoke).. We do not hold hands or kiss..part of this is due to my reluctance to touch people and she isn't into it either ..we have gotten into several arguments and one time it got physical ( she slapped me)...On the rare occasions we do have sex I have to get a room at a hotel (I've never been to her home) my question is this ..does this seem like a relationship albeit the rocky kind where she is stressed about losing her home and being bankrupt or is this a situation where two ppl are exploiting each other..me using her for sex and her using me for money...I really would appreciate any comments from this but especially single moms

#3366 I don't understand how some people can get up and not push their chair in. It frustrates me.

#3365 Today, around eleven, I saw a guy in the library mall getting yogurt. He was blonde, carried a skateboard, and had a pretty strong jaw line. We made eye contact for what seemed like a hour but it was just a few seconds. Well... I could barely contain myself after seeing you. I usually don't go for that type, but oh my goodness he was so beautiful.

#3364 someone sell me a parking permit. for the love of god please, I really need one. and yes, I know that any tickets I get will then be registered to you, I will pay them. I'm not an asshole, I'm actually a responsible adult unlike most people.