#3379 All I wanna know is where the party at?
And can i bring my gat?
If not, i hope i don't get shot.

#3378 Everyone has been bullied in their life. Get over it and realize what they say and do don't matter. If they physically harm you or threaten you call the police. It isn't that hard not to be bullied, I just think people nowadays think one person saying something bad about them is bullying. Cry me a damn river.

#3377 To the guy I gave a jump to in front of Kerr; you're cute.

#3376 I hate the first day of class and we are all sitting in silence waiting for the professor to come in. Why aren't we talking to one another and introducing ourselves? But no we are sitting in silence with our phones like no one else is in the room. Creepy how society is today. Next time I'm going to get up in front of the class and say lets play fucking hangman. Get the class riled up for once.

#3375 People are so caught up in their own stereotypes about who you are and who they think you are that they don't even take the time to get to know you.

#3374 At the beginning of the fall semester I randomly went to go eat at West Hall after class. It was pretty empty, so I was surprised to see a gorgeous girl come over and ask to sit down with me. We talked, had some laughs and an easy conversation. I'm not an idiot, so I asked for her number when we were both done eating. She gave it to me and I texted her later that day. I was looking through old texts today and saw it, and it reminded me this happened. To that girl, you really missed out. I'm an amazing guy. Physically, mentally, emotionally, and in the sack (not something I'd ever say out loud btw, but this is a confession sooo). Sorry 'boutcha.

#3373 I wish all of you waiters/waitresses would stop complaining about how poorly people tip. How about you complain to your employer about how poorly they pay you? How about you get a job that doesn't pay $2/hr? I'm sure McDonalds would be happy to have you. I'm not going to make up for your lost wages. You choose to accept to make $2/hr so you can accept people choosing not to tip you. If it was REQUIRED they would automatically include it in the bill. Which they don't...So sorry.

#3372 There's this dude that sits behind me in my Biology class that always says the answers right before the professor says it...Dude we know you are smart..now shut the fuck up so I can learn GODDAMNIT