#3451 I really wish that I had an on and off switch for sexual desire. I would get a lot more work done.

#3450 I signed the petition to remove the president, because he is a manipulative ass-twat who only care about himself and his stupid image.... Fuck that bitch. NO ONE CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID TWITTER TRAIN SHIT!

#3449 I wish Denton had a nigga going around stealing people's bikes like in the song. That would solve this town's cyclist cancer.

#3448 Hit like if you are an Asian chick looking to bang a white guy. I mean like a foriegn exchange Asian, one that doesn't know English that well. (I'll message you and you will know its me, the OP, not some schmuck) It's so hot...

#3447 So I kinda thought about getting a house with roomies again for next semester, but then I see how my friends live...fuck that. So I'm looking for a single bedroom apartment under $1100 rent. Something social but not an animal house, and somewhere I can record my music in the day (so a pretty well-sized bedroom). Any suggestions anyone?

#3446 One thing that I am sick of is others, especially parents, telling someone going through a tough time to "just man the fuck up" or something within that vein. It's about as vague a term as "Jesus is the answer to all your problems" and they're basically leaving the person to interpret whether they're just telling them to sit there and take others' shit flinging, or go out and kick the ass of anyone they don't like or something else and they just sound like a douche. Instead people should give them advise and tell them what the fuck they mean, that's what I did with my friends in high school, that's what my father did with me, and what I still do with my sons.

#3445 I have a horrible fear of fat people. Every time I see one approach me I think they're gonna eat me or at least trip fall and crush my 110 pound ass. If you weight over 160 pounds please keep your fatass away from me.

#3444 The freedom I have here away from my authoritarian parents has gotten to my head. I already found a hooter's bitch took her back to my dorm and fucked her. These next 4 years I wonder how many pussies my dick will stretch out, how many cherries it'll pop, how many girls I'll steal from they're guy. I love college.