#3458 Sometimes instead of going to school, I'd rather bury myself in the yard and pretend I'm a carrot. Does anyone else feel the same way?

#3457 Ok, so there's this super Christian girl that I know. She was raised completely home schooled and sheltered from the evils of this world until she left for UNT. And once she got here she devoted herself to studies and all sorts of Christian groups. She's graduating soon and going off to be a nun-like person until she gets married. Anyways, she has these super hot D cup boobs and I can't help but stare at them in class and think "Oh what a waste." I totally want to ask her "Why would God (if he's real) give a person like you such sexy tempting boobs if you're not planning on using them?"

I highly doubt she's into kinky sex, let alone even knowing what it is. I feel bad for her husband.

#3456 I've seen hot people come and leave through my classes and sometimes I wonder what it would've been like if I actually said something to them.

#3455 ok. so I've been posted on this page 11 times, and almost every single time I've been either hammered drunk or astronomically high. Each time I normally post about someone I have a crush on, or the fact I've had sex in the second floor Willis Library bathroom. I want to say thanks to the creator for allowing my normally misspelt confessions.

P.S. Will in Kerr, I had sex on your bed one of the nights you spent the night in A-tower.

#3454 I work at subway, and I fight the urge to pull out my penis and lay it down on the line whenever someone orders a spicy italian footlong

#3453 I'm a freshman in my second semester and I haven't been able to stop feeling lonely. I don't have a lot of friends and I have not had a real girlfriend yet. Yes I'm a virgin but also I just want someone to talk to. I would really to like meet new people and get a girlfriend but I'm really bad at talking to people. I'm not confident around girls because I'm short and not in shape and also I don't like my personality a lot of the time. I'm not a mean person but sometimes people get that impression because I say weird things and I'm always lost in my own thoughts. I'm kind of an introvert so I'm bad at small-talk, and I have a weird sense of humor. I wish I would could learn to like myself more so I could gain confidence and meet more people. I think I'm fairly intelligent and I like talking to people, even if I'm bad at it. I'm tired of being in my room watching movies all the time.

#3343 To my suitemate who has fucking HORRIBLE AIM when pissing and gets it on the floor next to the toilet: I hope you like drying off with a piss-covered towel, because I wipe my shoe off on your towel every time I happen to overlook the puddle of piss that you leave.

#3452 I'm a nice, down to earth black guy. I dress proper, talk proper and try to be nice to everyone I meet. While I am not racist, I just feel it is difficult for me to date white women. I dated a white woman before and things were great... but her parents would always act strange around me. When she broke up with me (we grew apart), I found out that her parents were not to keen with their daughter dating a black guy. Something similar happened to my friend who was dating a white girl as well. Again, I have no qualms about interacial dating. I think that it is great. It just makes me nervous to think what the older generation still have problems with their daughter dating a black guy. I mean, when you meet a girl's parents for the first time, you want them to like you for you... not because of your skin color.