#3619 Someone coming in late doesn't bother me, it's shaking all the chairs in row while you're shaking your leg that does. It's enough to where I'm literally rocking in my chair. Just, stop.

#3615 God loves you.

#3614 My friend always complains about how he don't get laid. Well maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut you'd get some bitches on your dick, niggaa!~

#3618 Look at all you lucky privileged UNT kids with your busses and your library database and your crazy hair and vidja games. Back in my day we didn't have DCTA, we walked several miles in the rain to campus! we didn't Google our research subjects, we spent weeks in the library looking up books and that was for just our first cited source! We didn't have crazy hair colors either we actually spent time to be well groomed gentlemen aiming to look presentable to our women and business partners. We also didn't play vidja games we went outside and beat niggers with sticks! Darn kids always complaining about crap when you got it easy.

#3621 I really hope this works. I need help. I need help finding a 3-bladed Buck 303 pocket knife that looks a little worn, has a slightly bent and scratched blade and has a certain scent of gum on it. I lost it sometime around 9/25 or 26th, I think in the planetarium. It could also be near Wooten or the Chem building. It's a knife I hold dear to me because of who owned it before and I hate myself for putting it in a pocket that it could easily fall out of (Dickies shorts'll do that).

Update: I know this is pretty much a repost of #972 but, it's been over 4 months and still nothing. If anybody has it, I would very much appreciate them and would buy them pizza (or something equally delicious) if they can return it.

#3613 I never considered myself as a perfect person ,but i don't do drugs and i hate weed.My roommate always brings friends and smokes crack with them.I HATE YOU ROOMMATE!!!Sometimes u can be nice ,but smoking weed at night makes everything worse .I really want to call the police when u and your stupid friends are smoking weed...

#3612 Few things annoy me more than when people in Kerr take the elevator to the second floor. It's just one flight of stairs. Don't be so damn lazy.

#3611 I like to wear tight shorts or sweats to show off my huge bulge around campus and some places in Denton. Any ladies love to see a guy with a larger than normal bulge?...the looks I get really turn me on