#3807 I was distracted and accidentally walked into the wrong room in the BLB for my night class. I stayed there for like 2 minutes until I realized I didn't recognize anybody. It was a bunch of fags in there playing and talking about pokemon it looked like a club or something. Seriously? I thought that stupid craze died out after the 90's. Grow the fuck up.

#3806 I have three roommates and two of which I have no problem with. My other roommate (who's my childhood friend) keeps eating my food because he always gets high and gets the munchies...I've told him to stop but he continues to do it anyway. What should I do?

#3805 I wuzz hapy. Den I relize Im outa chikkin nugets. Den I start contemplatin dem life strugles. #thestruggleisreal

#3809 To Farah I took a certain class with you in the chemistry building last semester. We sat on the same row. We're good acquaintances but for some reason it just dawned on me how beautiful you are almost unlike anything I've ever seen. I've not seen you in a while and I don't know if I'll see you again. I got your number for class reasons but I frankl have no idea what I'd say if I called you casually.

#3800 To the BITCH-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS in Kerr with the hammers or whatever the fuck you're using to make all that goddamn noise, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

#3804 Attention all men! If you told a girl you like her and she chooses to spend more time with you then her boyfriend, there's a good chance she likes you, too. So, stop putting her in the friend zone and talking about other chicks in front of her. There is a good chance she is willing to change her mind, but if you keep treating her like a dude and ignoring both of your feelings for each other she may end up leaving for good.

#3799 Happy birthday to me …
I will celebrate with Myself, no one else.
Myself is a really nice person I met when I was looking for someone to talk to. We started talking and I fell in love instantly.
I will f uck Myself this weekend.
Wish me luck, people.

#3803 My name is Sam... and this is how you should start a confession when confessin' about someone who caught your eye. Stop being bitch made ladies and gentlemen. If anything should of spoke to them in person in the first place.