Some people say you go to college to get into debt to get a piece of paper that says you were there. It's all about your connections, they say. But most employers say you need that piece of paper before they even pretend to aknowledge your existence. College it is.

I kicked my ex out because she wasn't getting a job to help with bills, she thought all I wanted was sex and instead of talking to me about it, she talked behind my back to her friend, and she wasn't even sleeping in bed with me anymore. Out of the 3 months we lived together, she maybe slept in bed 5 times. Every other time was on the couch. We moved too fast... But despite everything that happened, I want her back. :(

New year's party all like "Excuse me m'lady, I've misplaced my virginity, may I have yours?" *SLAP* well fuck you too bitch, probably a wide cunt slut anyways. I'm here tryin to be all gentlemanlike n shit and you just gettin all turbo bitch mode. A simple no would have sufficed, Damn. Bitches these days man. Ain't no women left anymore man, just prude bitches or dirty ass cheap hoes.

My new year's resolution is 1920x1080. Imma upgrade that shit to 4K soon!

Any guys out there with the last name "Lindsay?" I wanna be "Lindsay Lindsay" someday.

TOTALLY HAVE SOME EXPLICT PICS OF AN (***)insert sorority CHICK! :D

How would you ladies feel receiving random flowers at work (not roses, but a "have a good day arrangement," just because it's Monday) from someone you had a romantic week with and are expecting to see more?

Do you think it's possible for a guy to change and never hit a woman again? I've always wonder how women stay with men who have hit them.