#3878 So my girlfriend and I almost had sex. We got frisky and she grabbed my penis and put it into her for the first time. As soon as she did that she yanked it out and then she kneed me really hard in the balls and slapped me and called me a dirty sex pig. Wtf?? I don't get this.

#3877 So I have an extreme fetish for drummers. I mean you can paradiddle my pataflafla with a drumstick anyday.

#3876 Today, for the first time in my life, I turned into a Super Saiyan. Fuck trying to get laid, I'm a Super Saiyan now.

#3875 I like to occassionaly READ the news online. It really bugs me when these news sites have videos that can be viewed instead of actual news to read. I didn't realize reading was that hard...

#3874 In response to #3747. I'd love to show you a good time. Its never too late. Turn that pussy to a fuckin fire hydrant! Dont believe me, like or comment and I'll show you.#nodisrepect

#3873 Why do people hate TAMS Students? I cheated on my boyfriend with one in WIllis Library and he had the biggest dick I ever saw. Sorry, I just prefer guys with bigger dicks. I'm not racist, but black guys just have bigger dicks. It's the only thing I enjoy in this shitty hipster town. I'm also a lesbian and I can't hook up, but I think dirty thoughts about all the girls in class. I even wanted to fuck one of my TAs last semester.

#3872 I want to rip the throats out of the people who go to the lower level in Willis Library with a cold/cough!!

#3871 Every time I comment on this page I get 2-3 new friend requests from mostly guys. (I'm a girl.) They're typically below average, but occasionally I get a request from someone pretty attractive. It's like playing roulette. By putting up with meaningless formalities and conversations with guys that are so-so, every 3 weeks or so I get to flirt and feel hot talking to and meeting up with some sexy serpent of a man. Thanks, UNT confessions!