#4194 I work maintenance in one of the student apartments. I posted a confession earlier this semester about things I walk in on. Now I have something else to say. Some of you fools NEED to learn better problem solving skills. In the past month I've been flooded with stupid ass maintenance requests, more than normally at least. One of them was for a rattly doorknob to be replaced, all that was needed was to tighten the two screws on the knob, seriously, they just needed 3 turns each and it was good as new. Another was for a complaint about a wall outlet not working, it was working but the dumbass forgot to plug his toaster in. Another was for the ceiling lamp not working, it was but the bulb had died. And another, I shit you not, put in a false request because he just wanted somebody to come over and teach him how to order pizza on the phone. We're here to fix broken things, not babysit you guys. Seriously, this is ridiculous.

#4193 I'm experiencing baby fever. I really want a baby. Not because I'm stupid or because I'm madly in love and that's the 'next' step (although I am madly in love). I want a baby so I can have an excuse to drop out of school without it being because I want to. My parents would kill me for dropping out with a back up plan.... so here's my backup plan. I'm decently smart and have a lot going for me but I'm so tired of school. Maybe I'm selfish.... whatever.

#4192 I'm a straight guy but I want to try out the whole gay experimental college thing. I don't want a relationship at all, I just want to try it, but I don't know how to find someone private. Fuck my life

#4191 I think it's funny how you can start dating a guy and when they try and have sex with you say no because you like them and don't want to move to fast and then they lose interest and I think it's funny how you can sleep with a guy in the first week and they still lose interest. #yaneverwin

#4190 I asked 2 guys today on campus if they wanted to have casual sex. One of them was a rude jerk that called me a disgusting slut and the other one stuttered for like a minute and then just left like a pussy. What are they gay? Are there any real men around here?

#4189 Despite my efforts they all say no
They laugh till they cry and tell me to go
I'm not looking for sex
I'll pay all the checks
But alone I do dine
Until the full moon does shine
My history is full of Scarlett Johannson
And my miserable cries are worse than Manson
The screen is red as the clock ticks
My only comfort comes with netflix
Forever alone, oh I do hate
While I sit here and masterbate

#4187 I don't understand why, but there have been a lot of girls who have asked my friends if I am gay and 95% of the time they say the reason they thought I was gay was because I'm attractive, single, and I do not hit on them and they never really see me hit on girls. Honestly, it's just not my style and I have not seen many girls that are my type; which is goth girls not scene or Andy 6/Asking Alexandra fan girls, but goth girls that enjoy Black Metal just as much as me. Although people would not expect me to be into goth girls. Anyways I deviated away from the point; the point is is that just because a guy doesn't hit on you and you don't see them hit on other girls doesn't always mean they are gay they could just be an introvert or your not their type and they do not see their type very often.

#4188 My boyfriend after a huge argument ended it by telling me shut up and get back in the kitchen and make him a sandwich which pissed me off since he reveiled himself as a sexist pig. The next day, I came home covered in gooey white stuff, he was asking what the fuck happened and like I told him before: I am just not at making mayonnaise sandwiches! ...Also, I fucked like, a bunch of guys. Fuck your sexist ass, have fun being single, you have a small dick anyways and all those guy were better anyways.