#4202 Fuck Sarah McLachlan. Every time that stupid commercial comes on someone starts chopping onions upstairs. Fuck...

#4201 Today is march 19th and you, a female, were walking to the language building around 10 wearing a green shirt and something over it. We made eye contact and you smiled, then when we walked by eachother, and I looked back just to see you already looking at me. I hesitated to long. Hopefully I won't next time I see you.

#4200 Mallory, your fucking hot! I want you now!

#4199 Any females wanna keep me company? A cuddle buddy would be nice :) I am female

#4198 I love UNT! I can't understand why anyone would say they dislike UNT. Great people, campus, and school spirit! Go mean green!

#4197 I have completely forgotten how to make friends. I just need some cool girls to hang out with that don't want to get high all the time or be a stuck up bitch constantly.

#4196 Why are all the straight guys here so close-minded? Getting a blowjob and having your prostate massaged feels good regardless of your sexuality! Grow up and stop being a dick just because I asked to give you a good time.

#4195 My dumbass roommate lost her scholarship and had to move into my dorm from victory because she couldn't make payments. She brought way too much crap and then slowly began having guys over, being loud, and smelling weird. So I have started eating her food, hiding her crap, and making things awkward for her and any guy she has in there.