#4299 There's a hot guy I've had a small conversation with, and I want to ask him on a date (I'm a girl.) The problem is that he's a few years older than me, as in 4 or 5. I'm afraid he's going to think I'm just silly and immature. Should I even bother, and if so how do I go about asking him on a date?

#4298 Well, for about 7 months now my friend and I have been chasing the girls of our dreams. While I am practically dating the girl I've liked however the girl my friend likes has been dating a guy since valentines day. Her boyfriend and her basically never talk or hangout even after school or between classes which they share. We are just very confused and hope we can get the C-Team going. #SACAAD #CSFIU #TIHYSOM #SACSBST

#4297 Shout out to the country blumpkin fucks at LSA for playing their god awful music during the showing of Fantastic Mr. Fox at the courthouse lawn. Take that shit to Billy Bob's in Fort Worth, because we don't like it here in Denton.

#4296 I need feminism because I shouldn't get death threats whenever I wear a skirt just because I have a penis.

#4295 Boys are cheats and liars,
They're such a big disgrace,
They will tell you anything
To get to second base-

-ball, baseball,
He thinks he's gonna score,
If you let him go all the way
Then you are a whore-

-ticulturists study flowers,
Geologist study rocks,
The only thing a guy wants from you
Is a place to put his cock-

-roaches, beetles,
Butterflies, and bugs
Nothing makes him happier
Thank a giant pair of jug-

-glers and acrobats
And dancing bears named chuck,
All boys want to do is
Forget it no such luck

#4294 Mallory E, you are so freaking cute I just want to kiss you. Your so... Just perfect =]

#4293 I had sex with two girls in the same day. They are both best friends and i think i might have came inside of one because i was high and forgot to put a condom on. i am really worried now.

#4292 I'm sorry but if you drive a stickshift, you're fucking weird.