Remember guys, anyone that hates on UNT just hates us cause they ain't us.

Maybe I'm the only girl who feels this way, but my thirst is only satisfied by large penises (8"-10" is PERFECT). There's just something about seeing them for the first time - a primal urge overwhelms me and I am overcome with lust. I try to figure out why I'm programmed like this, but I think it's more of a biological thing - like women with large curves, men with large penises are more likely to be capable of fertility. They have more testosterone. And more confidence (how could you not?). And all of that sends a jolt of thirst through my body. Men with smaller penises sometimes have to overcompensate by being witty and developing a quick sense of humor, but at the end of the say, biology is biology and I will never be as turned on by someone with an inferior penis. Would I be friends with them? Sure. Date them? Probably. But could they satisfy me long-term? Nope. Sorry, it is what it is.

What the hell is this new third party charge that appears when I pay for tuition? UNT outsourced accepting my tuition now? I swear...as if it wasn't already annoying enough.

So let me get this straight, if someone threatens your life, or you see guys with gasoline cans outside your house, or you hear or see someone breaking into your home....you STILL wouldn't call the cops? That just sounds unbelievably insane to me. I guess if you live out in the country or in the ghetto your options are much more limited, but otherwise, why the hell wouldn't you call the police in a dire situation?

I'm a weeaboo-brony-otakufag permavirgin loser, the kind that the campus geek clubs probably don't want to be around and gets bullied by the other geeks. Stephen Hawking has a better chance at becoming an Ussain Bolt level olympic runner than I do at getting laid. What does a vagina feel like while it's engulfing your penis? I don't know if my Hinata Hyuga waifu blowup doll or my butterfly yellow fleshlight replicates the feel of a real one.

UNT has some fucking nerve charging a $74 service fee for me paying my tuition. Basically, i can lock in my rate, but you'll nickel and dime me every step of the way. cool UNT. Fuck you.

I think I'm being threatened by organized criminals. What should/can I do?

I love the smell of my dog so much that sometimes I just bury my face in his fur and inhale the scent of comfort. I also experience physical pain when I hear sad stories relating to dogs and feel almost paralyzed with it. It's grown more severe as time goes by and now I can't even bring myself to read a sad story about them if I run across one online.
Surely, this can't be normal.