After 16 years and roughly 700 episodes of failing, Team Rocket has not given up on their goal of capturing Pikachu. Their peristance in their goal is an inspiration to me.

I'm sick of seeing so many retarded conservatives bashing on Muslims simply because ISIS claims to be Muslim (they're not true Muslims, you can't do the things they do and still be a true Muslim). The problem isn't Islam, it's ignorant dumbasses of every color and walk of life. Generalizing all Muslims as evil just because ISIS is evil is pretty fucking ignorant and thus you are part of what's wrong with this world.

You know what I hate? When those old annoying facebook friends from high school that never left your hometown and you may or may not have even talked to but you added them anyways, just randomly show up on your news feed. Posting tons of bad selfies, leaving dumb comments on your statuses, posting racist/homophobic/ignorant statuses, and worst of all sending you 20 fucking thousand invites for Farmville. Fuck that shit. On the plus side, that's a perfect opportunity to remember that they exist and it'd be nice to take that chance to get to know them better and maybe have some lunch with- fuck that! Delete those motherfuckers! They don't know me. On the other hand, it does make you notice just how few friends you actually have when your friends list finally drops to double digits. But it does feel like removing baggage in some weird way, especially after I went and did a huge purge. If you guys were to do a huge purge like that, how much would your friends list shrink? Do you have those annoying farmville inviters? Have you yourself done a facebook purge?

I love all these closeted gay guys. It's so cute to see the ones who adamantly oppose gays in public hypocritically coming to me to suck on my dick and take it up the ass in private. Sometimes I feel bad that they can't accept who they are, but hey, I get their money for confidentiallity and get to pop their butt cherry. It's usually frat boys and religious boys from around campus too. You could say I'm a sport coach and my specialty is turning tight ends into wide receivers. I dare say I'm the best at my job.

That constant feeling of nothingness when your classmates or potential friends start to like you and you know that, despite being clever, or talented, or funny, you know you are nothing inside and its only a matter of time before you either say something douchey or everyone realizes that, despite your strengths, you lack a heart. How does one learn and maintain compassion? I fucking hate feeling like this.

My boyfriend and I have fallen out of love. I don't actually know if we were even in love to begin with. I feel like we were just lonely. We have been together for almost a 2 years now. It became comfortable staying together. Can't lie to myself anymore. I know he wants us to grow together and keeping pushing for better things. But when I asked myself, why do I love him? The first answer that came up was because I am afraid to be alone. And then the answers of he's caring, he's supportive, and etc came up. I guess I am typing this to see if anyone can change my mind. But I truly believe it's time for us to part ways. It's what is best for us.

I like my men how I like my wine; 12 years old and locked in a cellar.

No joke are there any pornstars that go to unt