#4477 I wish more straight guys would be more open to getting a BJ by a gay dude. I mean, we obviously know what we are doing, so let us show you how it really feels to get a good BJ. We do, what your lazy girlfriends won't do!

#4475 Guy with the huge biceps that works at Wooten late sometimes, is the most incredibly attractive man. I think your name is Dominic? I'm tempted to seduce you one night.

#4474 I met this guy at a get together last night. He was with another girl who has a boyfriend, technically that's game. Where are tho Romeo? You showed up pretty late. Starts with a J?

#4473 If you don't like Fleetwood Mac, then fuck you.

#4472 I've been single for a while now. Its been a while since I've known what it feels like to care for someone and to know that they also care about me. A while since I've txted someone all night, or had someone I know is thinking of me just as much as I think of them. That's what I want, desperately! Over the last few weeks I met someone and its been so long, that I get so excited every time I get a txt w/ their name above the message and worried if the reply doesn't come soon enough. It was nice. But today I learned that this someone is looking for casual sex. This was very heart breaking for me. I'm a virgin (yes we still exist) and although this someone is extremely attractive and I'd love more than anything to be w/ this someone, I just can't do it. This information has lead me to believe that I am most likely not the only one receiving their txt messages. I have too much respect for myself to be another name on someone's weekend fuck list! Whoever gets my virginity should care about me,I mean just a little right? Is that an unrealistic expectation? Not saying it'll lead to marriage and kids but I'd at least wanna look back and know that the first person I gave myself to cared for me even if it doesn't work out. Guess its back to the single life.

#4471 To the brown chicks in Maple Hall, I live in yall's hallway and I kindly ask you guys to shut the fuck up since everyone is trying to sleep. Thanks.

#4469 I dont know why but i just have trouble talking to girls in person. If i manage to get there numbers it is over. I also have trouble "finishing" as my friends say. I just Really want to find a nice girl who i can make my girlfriend and have lots of sex with at all times.

#4468 I was recently friendzoned by a girl (my friend) that I like. I won't go into too much detail, but I told her how I felt and she told me she doesn't harbor those same feelings for me and values our friendship more. That got me to thinking... and I came up with a plausible theory to GET OUT of the FRIENDZONE! Here is my theory: After getting friendzoned, continue talking to the girl as you normally would (this will show that you are mature and strong enough to handle any tough situation after severe disappointment). Next, invite the girl out, BUT make it a group outing. Tell her to invite some of her best girlfriends to the outing, and you invite some of your best guy friends to the outing (make sure your friends are trustworthy, well-mannered and won't hit on the girl you are going for). During the outing, be the alpha male and do the following -- Make sure you are dressed better than usual. Introduce yourself to the friends of the girl you like. Introduce your guy friends to the girl you like and her girlfriends. Make sure you are social and talkative and make conversation with the girlfriends of the girl you like (be very respectful towards them and tell them how cool you think the girl you like is). Make sure to pay special undivided attention to the girl you like and don't be afraid to be a little touchy feely (putting your arm around her shoulder, getting close to her, etc). That's it! Why this theory should work: I don't have any game, but I know that women make decisions about men through their friends. If a woman's friends think positively about the guy, so will she. After you tell a girl how you feel about her, she will most likely tell all her good friends (so now her friends know you like her). If you invite her out with her friends, you get to know her friends and they get to know you. If you are respectable, kind and show that you can lead and have fun... her friends may make the girl you like reconsider her friendzone status with you... and maybe you will have another shot at a relationship. Again… this is just a theory… and I plan on testing it.