#4484 I'm moving overseas at the end of the semester and I'm planning on getting as many girls pregnant as I can before I vanish.

#4483 I was never the type of guy who was a womanizer or cheated on a girlfriend. I was single for a while only casually dating and so on. Well as of recent I started talking to two different girls and they both want to get serious and are moving so fast that I can't make a rational decision. It's like out of no where I'm in two spots relationships at the same time and I don't know what to do. They are both hot and great in bed but ones gotta go or this whole thing is going to become a train wreck

#4482 I filed a false rape report and ruined a guys life and I totally regret it.

#4481 It's amazing how many "straight" guys with girlfriends also have grindr accounts. Fyi I screenshot every one of them so deleting them won't change much. Busted motherfuckers!

#4480 I moved from the West Coast for a good posing job here in Dallas and hung out with my cousin who attends this school. I've gotta say picking up chick's in this town was fucking autistic level easy. Flashing a fraction of my charm to the sorority girls here was the equivalent to showing fire to a caveman. It was like I was a god

#4479 There are so many ratchet bitches in this town who are stuck up and snobby when they have no reason to be. If you're going to act or of my league at least have the decency to lose the pooch and wipe the lipstick off your teeth before doing so.

#4478 I drive a big truck,carry a gun with me everywhere I go, listen to nickelback and hit on your girlfriend while your in the next room watching my little pony. If you don't like it than gtfo

#4476 I want to get a bunch of people together to go see the new Godzilla at the Studio Movie Grill in Lewisville. We can all carpool if needed. I'm totally fucking excited for this movie. Comment here if you'd be interested!