#4643 I knew you were a virgin when we had sex, even though you told me you weren't.

#4642 In the two years I've been here, I haven't spent one night on campus and have only been in one dorm room. I'm seriously lacking some college experiences.

#4641 There is a girl in my Philosophy 2500 class that is so beautiful. Words cannot describe her beauty. Her eyes and smile just make me smile. Unfortunately I think she is taken.

#4640 I parked in a D spot without with only a G parking pass this morning and I got away with no ticket. Why? I'm black; the rules don't apply to me :D

#4639 One thing I've always craved is having an orgasm while receiving a blowjob. However, I can never climax unless it's through vaginal intercourse. I get such a big rush as my gf or past partners go from kissing to slowly making their way down on me that I really just want to finish in her mouth and watch her swallow it all. I think I just get too big of a rush which may be preventing it from happening and that, in turn, raises my craving for it to happen. I kind of feel bad by not finishing; as I feel great when I go down and I get her to climax because it's a feeling of success and added confidence in skill. So by me not finishing I sometimes wonder if they have felt like they aren't good enough at it, although it feels really good.

#4638 I am so tired of sitting behind cars at red lights that won't go when the light turns green. I wait a minute or so and then honk once to get their attention incase they are distracted by their smartphones or whatever (drivers are getting stupider every day) and then they get offended that I honked and flip me off! Why are people so defensive and angry? You were the one in the wrong, not me. I didn't honk to be rude, it was a courtesy because you obviously had your head up your ass.

#4637 I really wanna be in a threesome!

#4636 When I say that I don't ever plan on getting married or having children, I mean it. I'm sick and tired of people always being like "Oh, don't say that, you'll get married and have children! Of course you will!" as though those two things are all I'm good for and as though they're the best things that can happen to me. Bitch, please, you obviously don't know me well enough.And don't go acting as though I'm sinning by deciding this. Just because I'll never get married does not mean I'll be "lonely" for the rest of my life. And just because I'll never have children doesn't make me any less human. I've got my reasons and I'd happily share them with you if you ever gave me the chance. I don't even like sharing with my sister, what makes you think I'll be okay sharing with my spouse? And children are incredibly ugly, and I don't have the time to be dealing with that.