#4662 Who's ass do you have to lick to get a free shirt around here?!

#4662 Stop making music please, black people. Every year it gets worse and your headphones get bigger, louder, and more annoying. I don't want to hear that shit.

#4662 My best friend is basic but I don't have the heart to tell her...

#4647 Guys: What's your opinion about petite girls? I'm 5'2 and weigh 100 lbs. Literally tiny.

#4646 Christian hipster guys are on a whole other level of attractiveness ;)

#4645 My dog is better at cuddling with me than my ex-boyfriend was.

#4661 The broadcast journalism major Ashlynn who always wears her sorority shirts to class and sits in front of me, you are gorgeous. Sincerely, the guy behind you.

#4644 Religion is bullshit. I can't believe people believe in a magic man in the sky that can hear them. God is just the adult version of Santa Claus. It's really just a product of geography. If Christian Americans lived in India instead of America, they would be Hindu or Muslim. If you believe in the story of Noah's Ark, you're a certified wack job. Overall, religion is preposterous.