I feel bad for ladies who can't orgasm everytime they have sex. And really. I don't think all the pressure to reach that climax should be on the guy. It's up to the girls who need to know how to ride that dick and know what works for them too.

Using the UNT Facebook App is useless for trying to meet new friends. Everyone always chickens out when it comes to meeting up. It really doesn't make sense if your bio is describing how you're open to meeting new people and need some people to hang with.

I enjoy taking shits in remote places, where no one goes to and I'm left alone in peace to shit.

I believe women could survive solely off attention. Her body would find a way to convert it into nutrients and energy. Hoetosynthesis

I'm so poor that I go through most of the recycling bins on campus and collect all the bottles and cans every day so I can recycle them for money when I go home to California at the end of every semester... I also walk around Fry Street and collect the beer cans and bottles after 2am. I've earned close to $200 in one semester from just collecting bottles and recycling. Y'all drink a shit ton of stuff, yknow that? On the downside, my apartment looks like a landfill nearly 8 months out of the year. Thankfully my dad has a pickup, so I don't end up trashing his car for the duration of the ride back. Eh, gotta do what you gotta do.

Bitches be like oh your baby is so cute how old is he? Oh he's 36 months old!
Nah bitch, your child is 3 fucking years old and is not a baby. Stick to the 12 months rule, k?

Why is it so hard to make friends? Like I know 0 people on campus and I feel so alone.. It doesn't help I'm not from Texas either..

I have such a weird relationship with all of my guy friends. I can just hang out and fool around with them, any of them. And we all know about it and it's cool with everyone.