Roses are red,
I have a phone,
Nobody texts me,
Forever alone.

The top .1% richest people in the world are the world's biggest enemy.

Everyone is worrying about ISIS when the mexican drug cartels are not only more deadly, but also right at our border.

Y'all motherfuckers need Cthulu.

I've decided to be single because I don't want to be in a relationship right now. However, I really want to try being friends with benefits but I've never done that. I don't know if you usually stick with one fwb or have multiple people as friends with benefits, and if so I'm afraid of catching an STD. I don't know what to do or how to go about it. Thoughts? (I'm a girl btw)

I'm extremely attracted to a few guys at my job on campus. However, I don't want to date anyone at my job and create issues in the workplace, and I also don't think it would work out with any of them. But damn, they are all quite the eye candy for me. ???

Online dating makes me want to hang myself... I'm good looking, well spoken, have a great job ect... I can't get a single reply yet my shitty ignorant acquaintances can pull tail like there is no tomorrow. I even started messaging women I don't find attractive just to see if I was possibly going for the wrong type... still nothing. WTF?! In person I have no issues picking up or talking to women, and I never have, but online I have had ZERO success. Fuck this makes me so angry that I just want to be a complete ass, which is so far out of character I can't even... this is what I get for treating women like people.

Posting here for six months is my confession. What exactly did you guys hear when you listened to Childish Gambino's Because the Internet? I only graduated a year ago but I'll go ahead and say this: THINK before you comment. I've seen WAY too many instances of UNT students foolishly taking troll bait and posting something that might come back to haunt them in the future. It's way too obvious that most everyone who comments are still living in the student bubble and have yet to be pwn3d by the real world yet. If you value your potential career, IGNORE trolls and just lurk here as often as possible. And don't post TMI stuff, or hatespeech, race baiting, scandalous gossip, or anything that exposes something you might have in common with the more crazy confessors. Don't post anything that might tip an employer off to you being a pervert or asshole, because in the real world, many employers will avoid hiring you regardless of the fact that most teens/young adults are, in fact, pervs and/or assholes quite often. Avoid commenting as often as possible!

- your friend from the future