#5231 I'm sorry but if you get stressed out when someone corrects basic grammar, especially in a professional or educational setting, it's your problem. Taking journalism here, you learn what real grammar nazism is, so I can't sympathize with someone who gets upset when they are corrected on basic stuff that we all learned in highschool.

#5231 I'm so screwed up in terms of personal life that my kneejerk reaction to when someone expresses emotional interest in me is to venomously, passively aggressively lash out. I am screwed up in the head so I don't even know if its selfish or if it's me trying to warn them to stay away so they don't have to put up with me in their lives. Either way, whenever someone is super friendly or nice to me I assume something is wrong with them. I hate that this happens because I really dislike being alone.

#5231 Ok what thefuck!? School hasent even started and I already fucking hate this place! My new job i thought was gonna be simple and just swippibg credit cards and cash all days but there makeing me lift up heavy shit and taking out gross heavy trash bags! My co workers are a bunch of gay fags the cops around here are retarded assholes Kerr hall is a fucking shithole and my roomates a smelly fat black nigger that is loud and anoyiing and smells bad and some stupid gay faggot keyed my car Seriously what the fuck!!?? I though collage was suppose to be the best years of your life but so far its been boring and stupid! At least the bitches around here are hot :) Imma fuck a few of em!

#5231 I'm so angry at a friend of mine. Broke up with her bf of 7 months because of his size. She said, I know I can do better. What?!? My college girl confession-I really don't care what size "magic stick" you're working with...I don't think women should put so much pressure on guys about that. Over 70% of us prefer, and get more out of, external "stuff" anyways. If he's got his life together, is comfortable in his masculinity and still makes me feel special in his life, he is as big as he needs to be. He has his own place, own car, 6'1", white with tan skin, goes to the gym but is not overly built, buys you flowers, takes you out, picks your drunk-crazy-latina-ass up when you party too hard, has a job and still gets good grades, calls you to say good night if he can't stay over, introduces you to his mom, etc. Can't be given up a 98% perfect guy just because of that other 2%! Dang, can I get his number?

#5231 I love it when the dog dies in the movies.

#5228 As the new year begins, expect a bunch of assholes to come douche up this page with racism and bad trolling as usual. Also, to make this a confession... I have small penis and women always laugh at me when they see it. Confidence is shattered.

#5229 I just moved in to College INN, and my first two days living here i feel so alone i know no one, and ibe been going out to have lunch by myself i hope this isnt what its going to be like all the time because then my days might consist of watching horror movies and eating cheese all the time! :/

#5227 School starts on the 25th - gonna be doing 15 hours and a full time job. MY BODY IS NOT READY!

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