#5247 I want to get as many losers in my dorms busted for their pot smoking as possible this semester. Your bad choices will be the last if I have anything to do with it.

#5247 Around Halloween time im going to wear a shy guy mask and run up on girls on campus and cum on them.

#5247 Wow, the semester had barely started and the thirst level is already at critical mass. It's very one sidedso far seeming that more guys are dying over the women on campus. Yall need to chill out because you're going to give all these women big heads and then none of us are going to get laid!

#5247 The professor who teaches BCIS 2610 on Tuesdays and Thursdays in the BLB is driving me crazy. She turns on her microphone extremely loud, then proceeds to cough and sniff directly into the mic, literally once every minute (for 90 minutes). This has happened every day of class and it's like nails on a chalk board in my ears. Please stop, take off your microphone, and get a damn tissue.

#5247 Whenever someone invites me to a place by asking "if I can come" I never don't imagine the idea of an orgasm first. I don't know if this is intentional or if the person is just out of touch with the lexicon or if my mind is just dirty.

#5247 I'm just going to say it because it's true. A message to all you Texas Liberal Baby killers, Wendy Davis being elected governor would be the absolute worse thing to happen to this state. She's a lying bitch who takes cheap shots at Abbott because of his disability. Greg Abbott knows what's it's like to be a Texas citizen and tells it as it is and not fluff it to tell you what you want to hear. The feminist mindset is a disease that apparently has no cure. Btw, Abbott is ahead by 12 points with 2 months until election. Davis is NOT going to win and it's for the best.

#5246 Explaining the plot of Aqua Teen Hunger Force to my Korean roommate has been the hardest thing I've ever had to do.

#5247 Aren't there any girls out there who are cool with just chillin naked, smoking weed, eating delivery, watching Netflix and getting fucked casually? A cool fwb whose chill af