#5247 Still wondering why people ride scooters around campus

#5247 Ok TAMS kiddies I know you like to travel in packs but let's not run others off the sidewalk because you just have to take up the entire thing okay?

#5247 Anyone who is terrified of Five Night's at Freddy's has never fought Dead Hand from Ocarina of Time.

#5247 I hate when feminine gays get upset that I won't date them. Everyone has a preference and you don't fit mine, deal with it.

#5247 I submitted to the menofdenton tumblr page (formerly menofunt), I felt so dirty and sexy at the time to post myself there. It felt great.

#5247 It was 70% cheaper to rent my textbooks through Barnes & Noble directly than the bookstore run by Barnes & Noble. Something is not right.

#5247 Tuesday 9/2, around 12:45, I was on sitting on the bus to Discovery Park across from the most beautiful girl. Blue top, black pants, wearing black adidas with her laces tied around her ankles, medium length brown hair. I would've talked to you had the bus not been so crowded. Seriously, you're just radiant.

#5247 I think what Denton/unt really needs is a good serial killer to really make this place memorable.