#5296 I wanted to wear heelys around campus but I'm afraid Denton would try and turn into a fad. Bunch of retro hipster fucks.

#5295 people (mainly Freshmen), please stop leaving your Facebook open in one of those laptops to borrow from Willis, am an Arab, which makes me a brown person by virtue, do you realize how fun it is for me to see something hanging like that?

#5294 I missed my SI session because I got too busy with my vibrator :( #hornygirlproblems

#5293 My three younger siblings are coming to UNT next semester... I am the only one who turned out right, I have a 3.0 GPA (could be better I know) close friends and I have a loving relationship with my perfect girl. My other siblings though, well my younger brother is a complete pothead hipster that always rambles on about how "the system" (whatever that is) is trying to brainwash everyone and how the wealthy elite are trying to poison us with junk food and other ludicrous bullshit. My other brother is a fat neckbeard m'ladyer fedora brony that actually thinks he's classy and can get with any lady and then just leaves them after he's been "friend-zoned" even though that doesn't actually exist. And my youngest sister is the picture perfect definition of a social justice warrior from tumblr. She's cery eager to take the women's studies class they offer here so she can discuss patriarchy and privelage and other stuff that exists only in her mind. Like I love them all to death but I still wonder how we all turned out so different with them being so bad... Bear in mind, our mother has had 5 different boyfriends in her time and she has ultimately stayed single recently, that and the fact that the three of them spend an unhealthy amount of time on the internet. I sincerely hope they find their place here, i'm worried since they had such a miserable time in grade school while I was just fine.

#5292 Thinking about starting a contemporary musicians club. Is this something people would be interested in?

#5291 Chelsea N. S. in my data mining(DSCI4520&5240) class this semester, I have a huge crush on you !

#5290 I think I found the stupidest person in the Maple Cafe on Tuesday. This idiotic blonde boy was talking loudly about how he "should be able to laugh at 9/11 and Ferguson" because they were "fucking funny." I would say he's edgy, but he's much too round for that to be possible.

#5289 What's the best pizza in town?