To the black guy who works in the Bruce cafeteria and yells out what we order, please keep doing your thang. It makes our days just a little bit better.

black dudes, for the most part, are better at sex. and everything else.

I've never been big on anything kinky, but I do have a tickle fetish.

I have had so many urinary tract infections that sex is not even fun any more. It is just a countdown to the next infection.

I live in Maple and I must say I love spending time around the African Americans who hang out in the lobby. Even now I am sitting here enjoying their company. It's a shame that both living rooms are segregated like that. Lets intermix it up!
Also, the girls are beautiful. (Chaaastidaaaay!!!!!!!)

there's this really hot blonde chick in my senior level class. She's married but I would still totally bang her.

im on this page 24/7 from morning to night.... i feel like yall are my family....

it smells like sour punches in my room.. I really want some now..