Last night I was mad at my roommate so I left to go drink. When I came back I was drunk as fuck and pissed all over him and his bed. Now he thinks he pissed the bed

Next time some dumbass pothead tells me that weed is good because it grows naturally on this earth and because it grows naturally on this earth it has to be good I shall tell them to go rub poison ivy all over their body and ask them how that plant that grows naturally on this earth is good. Dumb motherfuckers

I have an amazing boyfriend. He just makes me so happy and I thank the universe everyday for bringing us to each other. I may not see him much, and I miss him like crazy, but it is all worth it. Just wanted to let the world (UNT) know I have finally found my peace of mind. And I can't believe I'm truly happy.

Sterling Apartments: Girls with good taste in vehicles trump all other women--Talking to you girl with the Camaro!

Sterling sucks, don't move here

The third night of my freshman year, I got back so completely shitfaced from a [Greek] party that I could not find my room key in my own pocket (it was totally there, too). I had to pee like nobody's business, and so I had to find a makeshift toilet. If I were a Maple Hall resident, I would NEVER drink out of the water fountain in the hall where room B303 is....

I am addicted to Chapstick.

I had one of those epiphanies recently where you just think about things and realize how much a fuck up you are and how much of a failure you are. It made my depression skyrocket and I could only think of suicide for about 2 straight weeks. I always thought it was stupid to kill yourself but god damn, I understand why some people do it. I haven't told anyone about it because I don't want people to start acting differently to me or pitying me. Just needed to get that off my chest.