I slept with this guy I met at a party and now I'm dating his best friend. I don't think my bf knows i slept with his best friend before I got with him, should I tell him?

When I pulled into a parking spot the other day, I accidentally scraped up against the car in the spot beside me. I backed out as fast as I could and parked in a spot as far away as possible without leaving my insurance or contact info. I have no idea what I should do now.

I absolutely love walking down the middle of campus stoned AF. Er'ry day

So I've thought for some time now that one of my professors, who is a young attractive female, is in to me. She assigned an essay last month that was due at the beginning of class at 10am this past Monday. Like most people, I spent my Spring Break doing absolutely jack shit nothing, and I was drunk all day on Sunday for St Patrick's Day. From what my roommate told me, I got back to my apartment around 3am and decided to write my essay then. It ended up being about 13 lines long (it was supposed to be 3+ pages). I forgot to set an alarm and woke up at 10:45, immediately got dressed and grabbed my "essay", and drove as fast as I could to campus. Not only did she let me turn it in late, but we got it back today and she gave me an A-. I think it's safe to say that she wants the D.

Sometimes I forget to pay attention in class because I'm too distracted by my sexy professor. I would do such naughty things in his office if I could!

Natalie from the Rec Staff, I would like to bang you so hard.

Alexandra A, I would love to ask you out if it wasn't against professional ethics. Maybe after this semester? --One of your TA's

I cannot study for shit in the library. Not even half an hour there and I get all horny for some reason. I've masturbated more than twice and during finals... while on a desk, when the library is at its capacity. Sorry. No I'm not.