I confess that I have a thing for really small Asian girls who barely speak english.

since when did we start designating different activities with race? I'm not a black guy that acts white, I'm a black guy that knows how to dress, longboard, surf, and hunt. just sayin

WTF is with the girls in the chemistry first floor bathroom. All I hear is WAM BAM WAM BAM! I am trying to admire my big manly poop and your wam bams through the wall are really distracting. I know your angry because you have to sit even when you just have to pee but calm your tits bitches!

I judge people that use the restroom and don't wash their hands..

I'm creaming for this guy https://soundcloud.com/matthewfolsom. His music makes me go crazy in my pants

I hate my roommates. I wish they knew how I really felt about them. I'm not friends with shitty people and dirty bitches. One roommate is a dirty whore, one never showers, and the other wont deal with the reality that she has gained her freshman 15 and blames the dryer for shrinking her clothes. Bitches be stupid!

I hate when an obese person tries to argue something in class. Like, if you were smart you'd eat celery.

Some of the girls in [greek name] are enormous sluts. So much for being a part of something positive.