To the cute girl that let me sit next to her at crooked crust and wished me a good day.
Thank you and im sorry i didnt start a conversation with you. Maybe i'll you see you again someday.

-Asian Guy

OK, so there is this really hot Mexican guy in one of my English major only classes. I see him everywhere, Kerr Cafeteria, the gym, everywhere, and I think he is so handsome. He dresses like a douchebag all of the time, takes these black and white sunglasses with him everywhere, and seems like he can act like an asshole, but I still think about him all of time! I'm a little worried because I think he's in a frat, eventhough I don't know which one, and I don't know how he is with girls. All I know is that he occasionally wears a blue shirt with a dog wearing a bowtie on the back, and wears a suit at the beginning of every week. I just want him to talk to me so I can see if he is how I picture him in my dreams. He doesn't really seem to acknowledge my existence, so I'm wondering if I should make the first move?

p.s. I'm the girl who sits in front of you in and is constantly stretching and turning around just so I can look at you.

I really wanna watch my man have sex with a woman. And hopefully eventually have a 3sum ;) I NEED A GIRL THOUGH!

Jarell W. nice booty ;) I wanna touch it

I jacked off in the GAB bottom floor yesterday under a jacket and no one said anything

Kevin H. is clearly the gayest guy I know

To the cutie raking leaves across the street from the [Greek] house. You are adorable and should call me.

Before I go on a date or hang out with a girl I like, I have to "relieve myself" to make sure I'll be thinking with the right head and don't say anything stupid. Can't go out with a loaded gun, you know...