I wish a girl would come and say hey to me at Riprocks on this fine Thursday evening around 10 or so.

I've had three professors come over to my place for grades in exchange for sex. 4.0 4.0 4.0!

So who's that guy with the blonde streak in his hair who's around the Lang building all the time? The one with the patches from all over Europe. Gimme some of that!!!

UNT's prized ballplayer/student Tony M. is failing all his classes every semester but hasnt been on suspension....not even probation... Hmmm

Once time, my friend dares me to petted a dog at school. It bit me!

One time, I saw a flower... in a car!

Why do people have to show off on Facebook about everything? Look at my body, and look at my grades, and look at all the friends I have, or look at how many things I am doing. NOBODY GIVES A FLYING FUCK. If you're good at something why do you need to constantly show it off? You earn more respect by being humble or at least fucking pretending to be.

I can't fucking stand the Talons in specific [name]! That bitch is annoying as hell!!!