I'm Hispanic, and I love black guys.

I've fallen and I can't get up

I hate when people put salt on their food at a restaurant before they even take 1 damn bite. How do you know it needs salt? #first world problems.

I need more friends who smoke weed. Lets chill.

There's this guy in my class named Alfonzo or Alonzo or something Mexican that I can't pronounce. I always look forward to Tuesday's and Thursdays just to see him!
He's so sexy and so cute, and I can't help but always stare at him, & the other day he smiled at me and I smiled back. :D
But I think he has a boyfriend. Life sucks...

Studying abroad was the best decision I've ever made.

Dear "Mark or Marx 32" that was sitting outside of the Union in your Maroon hoodie at 2:30 21st of March. It was annoying enough to have you smoking a cigarette (you're so cool) but then you blatantly slammed the butt down on the ground. That trashcan three feet away must've been too much of an effort for you. Prick.

Sincerely,
Fellow Student

Last night I was fucking the shit out of my gf (anal) my cock monster was too large in size and end up ripping her asshole a lil'. We went to a doctor and they said it will heal. Has this ever happened to anyone else?