Thursday, 21 March 2013 02:00 PM
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I fill out my NCAA March Madness bracket by choosing teams with dogs as mascots to advance over every team they face. Needless to say without Butler I would have sucked it up the past few years. R.I.P. Rocky the best dog anyone could have ever asked for.
Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:59 PM
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Every time I eat a banana in my truck while driving, I throw the peel out the window and pretend I'm playing Mario cart. I also make the sound effects like someone just spun out behind me.
Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:52 PM
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Ryan that works in the union cafeteria, I thought you were so cute and I was going to tell you that ,but I got interrupted by a black guy. lol
Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:47 PM
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The creator of UNT confessions is AMAZING in bed ;)
Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:43 PM
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I hate everyone that uses Instagram. No one gives a shit about your shitty pictures or anything.
Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:42 PM
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I just used Febreeze as body spray and feel fresh as fuuuuuuuck.
#ratched
Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:42 PM
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This guy keeps asking me on dates and gave me his phone number. I've never shown any interest in the guy I've just been nice like I am to everyone. Why won't the guy take a hint?
Thursday, 21 March 2013 01:41 PM
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I love Denton and all but I'm miserable here. I want to move far, far away and never come back but I feel as though my parent's won't let me do it.