The SGA Vice Prez is a hottie

To: Taeyeon, Jessica, Sunny, Tiffany, Hyoyeon, Yuri, Sooyoung, YoonA, SeoHyun, and the remainig members of Girl's Generation, I LU <3 you! =)

I am deathly afraid of butterflies. I hate the way they fly and how they look. The weird patterns on them freak me out the most. Monarch butterflies are the worst for me because the combination of black and yellow on their wings makes me cry. I'm a tad bit ashamed because I see people everywhere around me trying to touch them and I just shiver when I see it.

I wish sororities took fat girls. I would have made an excellent "before" and "after" project.

i think i may have become a bit of a sex addict since i first lost my virginity. now it takes all of my power not to jump every attractive guy i pass by on campus. damn you sexy boys.
and yeah i like to fuck i have a fucking problem

I want to fuck in the library

Just saw the UNT JROTC Air Force jogging across campus. Damn! Some of those men are looking good!

When I was a kid, I like to hump the floor and eat the wall.... mmmmmm tasty.