Thursday, 21 March 2013 05:02 PM
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[greek name] had two guys sleep with each other and had sex. Everyone found out and they are the gay of all fraternity.
Thursday, 21 March 2013 05:01 PM
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My ex is about to get screwed over by the guy she likes, just the way she screwed me over. Little does she know, he's all about bros before hoes. Karma, bitch.
But really, thanks for having my back bro.
Thursday, 21 March 2013 04:59 PM
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Taylor is fuckin' sexy as hell. Short brown hair....come find me.
Thursday, 21 March 2013 04:57 PM
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i met this girl name Taylor and it went from there. All I remember her is her short hair and her maroon Acura. If you're on here, come find me.
Thursday, 21 March 2013 04:56 PM
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I honestly do not believe I will be happy in life unless I'm famous. Like I'll look back on my life when I'm older and be disappointed if I do not become famous.
Thursday, 21 March 2013 04:32 PM
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I wish I hadn't been so nice when I found out my roommate was crazy and had to move out. I want to go back and tell her just how much of a bitch she is and that I didn't deserve the nasty comments. All I did was be nice and a good fried while she screwed me over.
Thursday, 21 March 2013 03:49 PM
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To the pretty hispanic girl who I asked to work in with at the gym I really should have introduced myself :p
Thursday, 21 March 2013 03:45 PM
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I pee with the lights off to improve my aim