I think Vinnie Paz would out-rap Macklemore in a white rapper rap off.... Judged by Eminem

I don't do drugs to get high anymore I do drugs because it's an escape from the stress and sadness of everyday life.

What sucks more than a prostitute on a Friday night? The Dallas Cowgirls, of course.

There's this guy in Willis watching march madness every single day. He won't notice me and I'm hot. He must be gay I guess

If I hear one more time that Lil Wayne is our generations Tupac I will kill myself!

I love it when I know my semen is inside my girlfriend right now.

I just want to sleep with you. No, not like sex. I mean sleep together. Under the blankets, in your bed, while you're laying on my arm with my other one on your stomach. With the window cracked a little so we have to cuddle a little closer, cause it's chilly. No talking, just the muffle cries that you slowly let out from your blood gurgling mouth as i slit your throat and sacrifice your worthless life to the dark lord.

I do not understand woman at all now being that this is my 1st semester at UNT. 1st if we (guys) text you ro much we are considered "creeps" but if we don't text you enough or don't text back right away then we are "jerks or dicks" then if we text you just the right amount of times we are "boring". 2nd every girl says they can't find a good guy...when really it just seems like yall enjoy getting treated like shit and get passed around. The reson why there are more ass holes and jerks in the world is because there more perks rather then being a good guy. 3rd word of advice to the girls out there if you don't like a guy but yet you don't tell him and keep being "nice" because you don't want to hurt him cause he's your friend...stop and just tell him you don't like him like that . It will save us all time an effort we could be spending on someone elce worth are time