To the hispanic girl in my Monday night environmental science class(pretty sure your name is ashley), your fucking beautiful and I wanna take you out and spoil you and love you... thats all.

I really regret that the last thing I said to you was "toodles". Wish we kept in touch.

soo i've been taking an abnormal of shyts lately and i noticed that they've been coming out green which is unusual...i think....i have a theory that it comes from all the marijuana i've been doin but that doesn't sound logical...so i'll leave it to the UNT world...is there something wrong with my poop?

Jill L. is a huge pushover. Her nickname should be Pep because of how much of a queefcake she is.

To all the people complaining about and living in Sterling: It's very apparent that you guys are living off of Mama and Daddy's money and have not paid for anything by yourself, so stop bitchin'. Use your brain and get a job to pay for your rent, like me and a select few of others, instead of calling up Daddy for his $655 a month. Thanks.

Not that they need my (or anyone else's) validation, but the women in my Women's Studies classes are some of the most attractive ladies on campus.

Marina N...she can get it.

I'm looking for some snow bunnies, btw I'm a black guy, white girls how many of y'all want some chocolate lol ?