DENTON Y U NO HAVE PHO RESTAURANT?

One of the blind girls on campus nearly ran over me one time. I was walking hand in hand with my girlfriend and she came up behind us silently like a ninja. Of course she had no idea we were there cause her stick thing didn't hit either of us; so she kept going. My girlfriend and I literally had to jump apart so the girl could walk through us and not hit either of us. Afterwards we both were so flabbergasted by what just happened and that we were nearly ran over by a blind girl we said nothing.

Today I saw that blind girl SPRINTING down the sidewalk stick flying in front of her...does she have like psychic powers and knew that nobody was going to be walking down the side walk at that very moment? She stopped like after 10 feet of running...so random.

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elder berries!!

I need a friends with benefit. No strings attached, no drama, no nothing, just a guy who's willing to have sex with me whenever I'm feeling horny. Comment and I'll message you

Why are you dressed up like a cowboy you gets no bitches haha

So I've been with this guy for some time for, and he is the absolute love of my life. He is so sweet, and caring, and spoils me to my heart's content, he is just so perfect in every sense, but his blue eyes to the way his gorgeous smile lights up a room. I hope he knows who he is as he's reading this. I absolutely love him with every fiber of my being. He's my anchor, my lifeline, my one and only other half, and I can't wait until we get an apartment in a few months and get to wake up every day to each other. As ridiculous as this may sound, I want to grow old with this guy <3 I want to sit on our front porches, and just swing life away...

Sometimes I wish I never met you. You're all I can think about sometimes. You've led me on and now I'm over it. Even though I think you're in a dead end relationship I'm just gonna let you be. Here's to hoping...

To the guitar kids out side of Kerr, Maple doesn't want y'all back.
We didn't want you in the first place.