Hey Y'all, has anyone hike Colorado Trail? if you did or will hike in the future, say hi :). also what brand for hiking pack should I go with?

Where are all the parties at???

There are certain unicersal truths. Some of them being the facts that an average college student will not get out of bed if there is no liquor or cause for panic, the corporations are the true rulers of the world, and jet fuel can't melt steel beams. Just to name a few.

I love when I'm pooping and a little nugget drops, then some water splashes up and cools off my ring of fire...

In case anyone was wondering...I wrote this while pooping.

If you have to abuse adderall or other amphetamines to get through your intended major, you're probably in the wrong major.

I don't understand why it is okay for a homosexual male to try and fight a female and NO ONE sees a problem with it, but when a straight male fights a gay male, it is seen as a hate crime on the straight person's side. A gay male is still a male, who should NOT be hitting a female, but isn't allowed to be harmed by another male? What the fuck is this about?

I love women with dreadlocks. I had just gotten out of class and was on the way home in my car when I saw this dreaded goddess driving too. I missed my turn because I did a triple take. I just want to take you back to the crib and treat you like the dreaded goddess you are... Oh and get a firm hold on those dreads and bang her out

I just bought my first vibrator. I haven't had an orgasm in so long.